January 2011
11 posts
Serial Mix! Round 1! That last one was like in a...
Dear Tumblr
oatmeal:
If you’re going to go down, you might as well blame it on an imaginary animal like Twitter did with their infamous Fail Whale. I’ve taken the liberty of creating this animal for you:
Please use it.
Please oh please.
-The Oatmeal
School Day (NPH edition)
barneystinson-:
Getting ready in the morning:
Arrive in style:
Find your best friend
See the person you like:
They look at you:
Getting called on in class:
Lunch time:
Hear kids talking shit about you:
Teacher threatens to call home:
Time to go home:
Tumblin’ all night long:
I think this’ll be the start of a new thing...
Mother anime announced, coming 2012 →
charizaro:
cafechan:
Gainax Company, Limited (usually known simply as Gainax), a Japanese anime studio famous for productions such as The Wings of Honneamise, Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water, Neon Genesis Evangelion, FLCL and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann has announced they are working on an anime based on the cult classic video games Mother 1, 2, and 3 (Earthbound in the US). The series,...
Uranium Dipping Sauce
Brooke: HAPPY BIrFDAY!
Daxx: thaaaaaanks
Brooke: how old are you now?six, right?
Daxx: like, 13
Daxx: or 19
Daxx: or 27
Daxx: or 40
Daxx: or 12
Daxx: I don't really know.
Brooke: who can keep track anymore?
Brooke: i must be, like 50 by now
Daxx: more like SIXTY EIGHT
Daxx: senior citizen
Brooke: >:
Brooke: shut up you whipper snapper!!
Daxx: eat your mashed corn granny
Daxx: if you get too upset, your new hip will pop out
Brooke: my hip is made from the same material as the space station!
Daxx: It disturbs me that the space station is made out of your rejected hips
Brooke: it disturbs me that you generation will have to take care of the world
Brooke: *your
Daxx: shut up. we'll be skippin down the block with our cyborg earpods, having MICROWAVES in our STOMACHS and shooting you old farts into space upon death, where your remains will be used as offerings to our ravenous alien overlords from beyond the veil of time.
Brooke: then you will die from cancer from those microwaves in you
Daxx: we will have nuclear hearts
Daxx: everything will be uranium
Daxx: we will use uranium as our dipping sauce
Brooke: but the people who can't afford those upgrades will be looked down upon and shunned, causing them to be separated from everyone else. people will make them suffer and they will have untold misery .
Daxx: they will make their wretched home in the blasted wasteland that used to be Quebec
Brooke: but eventually they will rise up against you
Daxx: It is of little concern. We will just crash the hip-constructed space station to crush them, creating an ecological holocaust in the processwe will retreat underground where we shall raise silver towers and construct an underground metropolissiphoning power from the earth's core, until it destablizes
Brooke: but eventually another generation will over throw yours and they will tell their children what horrible things you did
Daxx: Well I'm long dead by this point so I don't really care
Daxx: S'all good.
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Tron: Remember that movie from the 80's? With the...
This was a… horribly mediocre movie.
The plot was a catastrophe. Better change your tires, because we are going through a veritable interstate of spoiler-ific plotholes.
-If Sam is the majority stockholder, why does he need to sneak into the ENCOM HQ to get the OS? For that matter, why does he want to release it for free? I know the Flynn’s believe in free exchange, but god forbid a...
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flippant sounds like a dirty word :P
Hannah, your picture is so flippant!
Ask me anything
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Hi! How are you?
Hi!
fine
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Does your culture have oatmeal?
What is an “oat meal…?”
It probably came fromt he strange white man who now comes to our shores, with his firesticks and bearded man on a cross. These guys are weird, man.
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why dont u give your shoe size?
Clearly I don’t know you, or else you’d know that by my very nature I’m just going to be flippant and taunting about this matter
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